Left-side Issues

I've just realized that most things that are wrong with me at the moment are on the left side of my body:  my left eye has the worst of the Blepharitis that my eyes are encountering; that same left eye has a slight birth defect in the pupil causing much blurriness in vision (I wear glasses now); my left ankle has an ugly scar on it from surgery a few years ago (I broke the thing in three places); my left ear doesn't hear so well (thank you, Victoria Clipper!); and my left cheek area has an ugly bump that just got frozen by a dermatologist.  Makes me wonder if my whole left side is just going to fall off and die.